What size are your stickers?
Our bumper stickers are 3″ x 10″ and our warning stickers are 2.5″ x 4″ by default. If you would like a different size we are happy to accommodate just contact us.
When will my stickers ship?
Most orders ship the same day! If for some reason they can’t they will ship the next day.
How long does shipping take?
We ship USPS first class and most orders will be to you within 1-3 business days.
What is the best way to apply my sticker for the longest durability?
Always clean and dry the surface before you apply the sticker – rubbing alcohol works well on most surfaces and dries quickly. Be sure to test on an inconspicuous area to be sure it won’t damage the surface.
I like blah sticker but hate the color, font, layout, etc. can I request a different design?
Yes, we understand that you may not like our genius designs – if you have an idea to make it better let us know.
Is there a guarantee?
We want you to be happy – if you do not like the product when you get it send it back and we will refund your order. Due to circumstances beyond our control with the application of the sticker we cannot guarantee the sticker will last a certain amount of time. If you feel your sticker should have lasted longer contact us and we will try to make it right on a case by case basis.
This saying I came up with is so funny do you want to offer it on your site?
Maybe, send it to us and if it is original we may pay you for sending it to us.
Can I get a discount for large orders?
Yes, go to the contact us page and let us know what you want and we will quote it for you. Pro tip: don’t ask for a discount for less than 10 – it will make you look like a douche.
Some of your stickers are over the top – why do you make fun of (fill in the blank) so much?
When we look at a design or saying we are looking for something interesting. If a certain group has to take one for the team – just wait it will be another group tomorrow.
Do you hate democrats, republicans, gun owners, gays, lesbians, guys named Todd?
It is stupid to hate a group of people just because they are in that group. That being said we didn’t make whatever sticker you are mad about because we hate you (maybe guys named Todd), we made it for a laugh. Get over yourself, if we can’t laugh at our differences then the terrorists win.
You didn’t answer my question – where do I ask it?
You can always contact us – we are lonely and love to answer our customers and will update the FAQ as more questions come in.